November 16, 2012 by Lindsay Sharman
Is your life spinning out of control and you’ve nowhere to turn in this Godless world? Well, you can now fire questions directly at renowned wisdom-funnel Madame Magenta of the Equaaaas Star, as if she’s a real person and not evidence of the increasingly fractured nature of Lindsay’s personality, on Twitter! Follow her @MadameMagentaUK
Also, looky here, it’s another Magenta video! This is on the subject of romantic lurve, and who doesn’t lurve lurve?*
* Personally the whole thing makes me uncomfortable, but then I feel overwhelmed by the pound menu at McDonalds.