January 7, 2012 by Lindsay Sharman
The balance between marketing yourself and coming across as a towering dickhead is a tricky one. A popular method of advertising one’s glory is to declare on your facebook status that you have just ‘smashed’ a gig or ‘bloody killed tonight, tore the effing roof off, cwooooooaaaarrrrr.’ Pretty much the only reason I don’t indulge in this behaviour is because, when I read such a missive, I dont think “gosh, what a champion.” No. I think “wotta bell-end.”
But that’s what I’m about to do now, in the form of a haiku, thus making it even more insufferable. Soz! Lolballs.
On the occasion of Brian Storey’s excellent gig at The Hideaway in Streatham.
With thrusting comic
Awesomeness. Reward? Coke lite.
Sadly, ‘diet coke’ has too many units for this haiku.