January 2, 2012 by Lindsay Sharman
I’ve been told I need a website, but I think this is more a ‘blog’, yes?
So, introductions. Three things you should know about me –
1. I’m a very private person. I believe our culture of openly disseminating personal information is highly corrosive to both the individual and society as a whole.
2. Today I am wearing big purple underpants.
3. They’re very comfortable, and I’m hoping the mystical connotations of the colour purple will direct positive intergalactic forces towards me. Or towards my butt. Or maybe through my butt. Like some kind of ineffable enema.
4. No-one’s going to read this, are they? Probably best if they don’t.